Rick Melton
Original Artwork
All artwork has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1/2" X 11 3/4" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.
New Print
Fade to black
The plot of the 1980 movie ‘Fade To Black’ follows shy and lonely cinephile Eric Binford who embarks on a killing spree against his oppressors while impersonating classic film characters.
Naturally, I picked Dracula and the Mummy as the two classic film characters, and chose an oppressor in the movie who had really big breasts, even though there wasn’t one.
Rick Melton Art Books
Welcome to Dark Side Towers and my, Rick Melton's excellent Fright Gallery tour. Come in out of the rain, shake off those brollies and prepare yourselves for a hair-raising ride of my most spectacular, spooky and downright sleazy erotic art. Of course, there’s more to Rick Melton’s Gallery than just gawking at paintings.
304 steamy pages that in Mr Melton’s humble opinion add up to the best sexploitive/horror art book ever published. Mind you, as he painted all the pictures and wrote all the text he might be a tad biased! Still, if you like your classic horror, trash horror, erotic horror, sci fi and yes, lashings of smut rendered in old fashioned oil paint then you’ll love this book!
Hi guys, Suzi here! Welcome to my latest book which not only combines heavily revised editions of Scream Along With Suzi, Suzi Screams Again and A Fistful Of Suzi but over 60 brand new, steamy, titty-tastic pages!
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Luxury Art Prints
Available in A4, A3 and A2 and all signed by Rick Melton himself!
SCI-Fi
Welcome to my new Sci Fi page! I’m not really known for my science fiction stuff but since Ghoulish Publishing brought out Infinity as a sister magazine to The Dark Side I’ve had to knock them up a few covers and interior illustrations and so I asked my web designer where I could stick ‘em.
Asthey wouldn’t all fit up there I then asked him to create a scintillating new page and scrap the old ORIGINAL ART one as nothing I paint hangs around longenough to display there. Apparently I’m either too cheap or all the GOOD artist’s are dead!
Smut
Now,I know it can be a bit embarrassing if you’re spotted in here but don’t worry,you are in good company. Look, over there behind the Bonnie Rotten display; it’s my Ghoulish Publishing boss Brycie, snapping off a few shots for a sleazy feature on Traci Lords. And to his left it’s Wang Ho from Fuzz Bucket Productions in Thailand checking out possible covers for his soon to be released Clam Slammer Series.
And gosh! If I’m not mistaken, in the corner right in front of the Collinson Twins – it’s Pee Wee Herman vigorously polishing his…..oh dear……
Classic Horror
We all have differing opinions on what constitutes a classic horror film. The Bride of Frankenstein is supposedly at the top of the list although many, me included, rate it as the campest bunch of twaddle this side of Moulin Rouge.
I couldn’t make it through the week without my regular fix of Frankenfish though and I await a sequel the way others await the Second Coming or the re-emergence of Elvis.
I think it’s safe to say that any horror film that hasn’t been sold off the back of a huge great pair of jiggling jugs is a ‘classic’ simply because it would have to be!
Erotic Horror
Just for once I’d like to be offered a nice normal commission, perhaps two West Highland Terriers frolicking in a field of poppies or a Rimini sunset.
Alas, I fear it’s not to be.
Things might have turned out different if soft porn/ shlock horror actress Suzi Lorraine hadn’t hired me to do her Psycho Bitch painting. Like Van Gogh said, once you’ve painted a homicidal blonde wiping blood up her ass there’s really no going back.
Oh well, at least it’s never boring and the guy who commissioned most of this stuff (erotic horror book publisher Greg Hurlstone) pays very well, although not very often!
Scream Queens
I’d say Linda Blair was the nicest. This head spinning, crucifix humping, priest squishing icon had a reputation for pulling the heads off of convention administrators and barfing pea soup down their necks but she is in fact a genuine gal who works tirelessly to fund her stray dog’s home. Great tits too!
Emily Booth’s fantastic as well and she took the time to send me a really complimentary email praising a portrait I’d done of her. Unfortunately I emailed her back a little too enthusiastically and she misread the line “I thought you were great in Evil Aliens” as “I want to lick mango and banana flavoured guacamole off your quivering thighs”. Oh well, I suppose I can live with the restraining order although the ankle bracelet is a pain because if I drive anywhere near Sussex it blows my foot off.
Trash Horror
Tack such as this struggles for respect in today’s digitally photo perfect world but then it doesn’t give two hoots about respect which is why it’s sitting on smutty sites like this that respectable folks don’t visit.
Yes, you should be ashamed! But then strolling through Stunningly Savage isn’t as bad as getting caught limp and dehydrated with your pants around your ankles after a fevered two hour session with Yum Yum Swallow on some Japanese porn site.
Not that something like that ever happened to me of course, but if it did I’d make sure I sent my family off to the movies first before paying Yum Yum any further visits!
